One: The Look
Always look like you're angry at the universe for making you too pretty.
Two: The Walk
Trot. Aggressively, like you're a horse that's trying to avoid puddles.
Three: The Squint
Squint like someone is bouncing sunlight off their watch and directly into your eyes.
Four: The Pout
Get those lips out there. Purse your lips like you're trying to sip out of a straw that someone keeps moving away from you.
Five: The Pose
Be mysterious. Always pose with one hand in your pocket as if to say, "I'm so mysterious, this hand in my pocket could be a hook hand. You don't know."\
Six: The Breeze
Carry a giant oscillating fan with you at all times. No exceptions.
Seriously...I'm Kidding Ellen Degeneres
Oh, Ellen, AHHAHHAHHAHHA.